08 10 / 2014

If Ebola was Erectile Dysfunction there would be a cure by now. It’s kinda hard maintain blood flow to your manhood when all of it is leaking from your ears and nose.

If Ebola was Erectile Dysfunction there would be a cure by now. It’s kinda hard maintain blood flow to your manhood when all of it is leaking from your ears and nose.

28 3 / 2014

I earned this achievement: Hold the Line!

I earned this achievement: Hold the Line!

28 3 / 2014

I earned this achievement: Great Hunt V: Jolek!

I earned this achievement: Great Hunt V: Jolek!

03 3 / 2014

I earned this achievement: What Do You Mean VIP Only? Don’t You Know Who I Am?!

I earned this achievement: What Do You Mean VIP Only? Don’t You Know Who I Am?!

01 11 / 2013

One thing I always come back to from my film background was “What can you capture on this roll of film?”

You had 24 exposures to use to capture that moment. Now imagine if you only had 36 exposures to capture on the last roll of your favorite film.

03 10 / 2013

The metal scroll work on the railings around Station Square Pittsburgh.

The metal scroll work on the railings around Station Square Pittsburgh.

02 9 / 2013

Thought of the day

Does this bother anyone as much as it does me? That we can almost always manage to get a photo of the celebrity getting out of their car with no underwear, meanwhile we can’t get a picture of the asshole that ditches their shopping cart that dents your car?
Reblog if you’re with me.

Thought of the day

Does this bother anyone as much as it does me? That we can almost always manage to get a photo of the celebrity getting out of their car with no underwear, meanwhile we can’t get a picture of the asshole that ditches their shopping cart that dents your car?
Reblog if you’re with me.

31 8 / 2013

"If you are working on a project and photographers discourage you by saying “it has been done before” ignore them. Nobody has done it like you before."

Trying to find who this is attributed to. If you know send me a note

28 8 / 2013

Diamond Head Hawaii.

Diamond Head Hawaii.

27 8 / 2013

This morning I’m sitting outside my local Starbucks enjoying a coffee looking at the newly listed on deviantArt. I click through on a low key lit nude of a woman. The photographer has quite a few in their gallery. They are all tastefully done and very beautiful, showcasing the aesthetic and genius that is the human body. I hear a “*harrumph* you gotta be kidding me” to my left. I turn to see a woman looking at me scornfully. She notices I’m looking at her and felt compelled to share “Don’t you have any morals? You just think its okay to look at such filth in a public place?!”(ironically I’m cleaning up the language) At this point I decide I’m not going to attempt to explain the difference between art nude and pornography.” Ma’am how about you stick to what is on your own smart phone screen and spare me from your sensibilities?”

Just unbelievable.